December 2011
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Harry Styles Birthday Present
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Harry’s 18th Birthday is coming up on the 1st of February.
Reblog this to show your support.
We will tweet this to Harry on his Birthday to show how much we love him.
18th omg.
the boys are so old now omg
I could just imagine the boys at a strip club.
Harry: PUSSY!1!!!1
Louis: You girls like carrots right?
Niall: lol guize i ordered nando's for this.
Zayn: None of you girls are as sexy as me.
Liam: Excuse me, could you ladies please put your clothes back on?
1D jokes
Harry: Why did the man sleep under the car? So he can wake up oily in the morning!
Louis: Oh, it's funny because oily sounds like early. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Niall: Snampire.
Louis: It is in fact not a Snampire...it is frostbite.
Liam: What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede? Bacon with legs. What is the best thing about deadly snakes? They've got poisionality.
Niall: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Harry: Cliff.
Louis: We said don't say it if you know the answer!
Niall: What is a baby swan called?
Louis: A slizzleswan.
Harry: Little swan.
Zayn: Why did the donut seller retire? He was sick of the hole business. What do you get if you eat all of the Christmas decorations?
Harry: Tinselitis!
Zayn: ..WHY. WHY.
Louis: Harry is by far the most scroogiest, grinchiest bum hole.
Zayn: What is the most common element on earth.
Liam: GERBILS.
Harry: What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder.